THE WRATH OF HERCULES

CARHARTT BEANIE, HOMEMADE SCARF, RALPH LAUREN COAT, KELSIE DAGGER SHOES

it’s not a myth; hercules is just as powerful as the ancient

greeks claimed.  however, hercules is not a hero… he’s an

asshole who wreaks havoc on new york city.  i challenged

his colossal strength last night to celebrate chaz’s birthday

and surprisingly triumphed [all while wearing heels, might i

add].  however, tonight it is hercules who is victorious.  i’m

surrendering to these arctic conditions and laying in my bed

until further notice.  

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