RUN FAST

one of my resolutions is to run more and more often.  but on a cold day like today, the only reason “run” will be a part of my vocabulary is to describe the consistency of my yolks.…

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THE WRATH OF HERCULES

CARHARTT BEANIE, HOMEMADE SCARF, RALPH LAUREN COAT, KELSIE DAGGER SHOES it’s not a myth; hercules is just as powerful as the ancient greeks claimed.  however, hercules is not a hero… he’s an asshole who wreaks havoc…

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

i’m back, bitches. and i think you all know what my new year’s resolution is… ♥

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