Friday, January 3, 2014

THE WRATH OF HERCULES


it's not a myth; hercules is just as powerful as the ancient
greeks claimed.  however, hercules is not a hero... he's an
asshole who wreaks havoc on new york city.  i challenged
his colossal strength last night to celebrate chaz's birthday
and surprisingly triumphed [all while wearing heels, might i
add].  however, tonight it is hercules who is victorious.  i'm
surrendering to these arctic conditions and laying in my bed
until further notice.  

weather 1, alexandra 0 

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