Thursday, July 4, 2013

ACT I



as if i wasn't obnoxious enough via social media about my
birthday, here is the three-act summary of what one would assume
to be a script for a play and not actually real life.

act I:

alexandra treats herself to a $20 mani+pedi... $20!
she then proceeds to buy the girliest dress she can find at
aritzia...on sale.
she returns home to find flowers.

alexandra:

"who are these from?"

she reads the card to discover that the mysterious flower-giver
was erik.  she smiles, puts the flowers on her coffee table, and
goes downstairs to check her mail.

alexandra:

"what is this peculiar package?"

alexandra opens a package to find a thoughtful gift from her best
friend/sister from another mister, jessica--pink kate spade
earrings to go with her pink dress [THANK YOU!].

alexandra:

"how convenient!  i will pair these earrings with my new dress
and with my nude kelsi dagger heels.  i can't wait for dinner!"

alexandra leaves her apartment and takes a cab to soho to meet
erik for dinner.

end act I.

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